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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★ Watched 07 Mar 2025

  what if the movie was about trump and elon and its bad. hey guys we all know elon and trump are bad right?

  a deeply banal movie with nothing to say. the sort of rad lib critique of capitalism has been done ad absurdum. this movie beats you over the fucking head about how capitalism is bad and evil and look what it does to this poor man!! god i’m sick of it. are we going to have to deal…

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  Hercules 1997

  ★★★★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  why didn’t they give philoctetes a stinky leg?

Popular reviews

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  House 1977

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2023

  how wonderful. i will be thinking about this movie for the next 90000 years.

  
  yukio mishima

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 27 Sep 2023

  i am NOT him

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