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  Civil War 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 May 2024

  On account of the Xanax and IPA (non-alcoholic) that I had before this I can’t remember the granular details. I can remember the ear-to-ear grin I had at seeing Washington DC in the movie. I really like DC

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  The Iron Claw 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 May 2024

  Best scene is when Zac E whips out his big human growth hormone belly and lugs it around

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  Your Name. 2016

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2020 4

  **warning** this is an anime. I Didn’t like this at all. They literally didn’t have a single real person in it. Anyone that watches anime shouldn’t be allowed to review movies, I hate the stuff so much

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  Nightmare Alley 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2022 2

  Haven’t actually seen this yet but really want it to be good. Planning to watch this in the dbox seats (the premium ones for those who don’t know) and I’m hoping the floor isn’t sticky. As you may have read in my last review the floor was reallllllly sticky. Kind of felt like someone had poured a big gulp out on the floor and the cineplex employees just spread it around with a mop or something. I probably won’t be able to enjoy the movie if the floor is that sticky again

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