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  Gladiator II 2024

  ★★ Watched 21 Nov 2024

  I thought this movie jumped the shark when Paul Mescal took a bite out of a poorly CGI’d rabid baboon, or when a legionnaire came strolling into the Coliseum on the back of a rhino… but no, then there were actual sharks!

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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  Watched 21 Aug 2024

  Okay… but so then there’s no Paul Reiser deep fake?

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Popular reviews

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  I'm Thinking of Ending Things 2020

  Watched 04 Sep 2020 1

  Pretty impossible to rate this after just one viewing but I’m not sure I ever want to watch it again. So for now I’ll just like it. Maybe I’ll revisit it as a refresher for when they release the Zemeckis spin-off, Red Line.

  Regardless, losing half a star for the Woman Under The Influence critique. Don’t be shitting on Gena Rowlands though.

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  The Beatles: Get Back 2021

  Watched 30 Dec 2021

  Good band.

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