Is there anything worse for a white guy in his 30s than a stable job and having to wear a white button down to work?

According to office space (alongside the Matrix or Wanted with Angelina Jolie) - no.

If you're thinking of joining (or are already in) a corporate job, you'll get a hoot out of this movie. 

Shit. Just realized I'm a 30 year old white guy
with a stable job. It's almost over for me. Just a…

Next time you go to Universal in Florida and ride The Mummy, you'll thank me again for including this film on the list. "How do you know all these obscure references," they'll ask. And you'll share this list. 

Out of Brendan Fraser's filmography, I chose The Mummy because it perfectly captures his swag at the time. He was blacklisted from Hollywood and fell out of acting after reporting Philip Berk's sexual harrassment acts. That's why you probably may not know…

Growing up, my mom would take me to the local library to get books and CDs. I would rip the songs off the CDs onto my computer to make mix tapes on blank disks. Fortunately for me, Mom didn't look too closely at the music I was choosing and, like every other millennial white boy, I could not escape the influence that was early-2000s Eminen.

Before Eminem, there were no great white rappers. When his stardom ballooned and it came…