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  The Fall Guy 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  What if, instead of Wayne and Garth it was Vein and Girth. And Vein has a BIG, disgusting, fucked up looking vein running from the tip of his penis down to the bottom of his ballsack and that’s just kinda like his thing. He’s not wearing pants of course and every time he’s on screen your eyes are immediately drawn to his fucked up sickly cock. The vein would be all purple and gross, and about the thickness of a pencil.…

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  Kill 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  Truly the movie event of the century.

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  Licorice Pizza 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Jul 2023

  I liked this one a lot. Probably would’ve given it a higher rating if it didn’t remind me of Richard Corso so much.

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