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  Prostitute 1980

  ★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  If Richard Billingham made amateur porn.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  An absolutely pointless film. No atmosphere and Aaron Taylor Johnson's laughter and line delivery was dreadful. Needed more Keanu Reeves and Popol Vuh.

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  Fanny Lye Deliver'd 2019

  ½ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  There's a nice shot of a snail about an hour and half into it

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  Elvis 2022

  ★ Watched 17 Nov 2024 1

  I didn't like Elvis, I don't like Elvis and I never will like Elvis

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