Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★½ Rewatched 15 Mar 2025

  I now understand why this movie was delayed 5 times

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  What insightful takes possible here were unfortunately overcome by the male gaze, much like an Edgar Degas painting. We were on the cusp of greatness I fear. Mikey Madison body tea, face card platinum, oh my god I want hair tinsel.

Popular reviews

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  Cats 2019

  ½ Added

  this is why god deserted us

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  We think the Victorians would die from a McDonalds Sprite, meanwhile average Victorian experience is contracting the blood plague then getting dicked down by Nosferatu till the rooster crows

  Bonus points for my friend asking me who Nosferatu looked like, me responding "some russian dictator?" and her saying "no mr bobinsky"

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