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embarrassing myself every day since 2021

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • Never Get Tired: The Bomb the Music Industry! Story
  • Paddington 2
  • Nowhere

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  • Miami Vice

    ★★★★

  • Gregory's Girl

    ★★★★½

  • The Monkey

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Kneecap

    Kneecap

    ★★★★

    This movie could've been dogshite and it still would be culturally significant. In my life I have regretted greatly not learning Gaelic. I am from Inverness, the Capital of the Scottish highlands, and there the language has a complex reputation; people are kinda shunned away from it. Although there is a sort of faux pride, all the street signs have text under the English displaying the Gaelic alternative, if you don't take the class in secondary school that's almost all…

  • Gregory's Girl

    Gregory's Girl

    ★★★★

    A coming of age story based in Scotland, that isn't over the top about its nationality, there aren't characters shouting about their hate for England while wearing kilts and downing buckfast, which we all do love, but it is such a breath of fresh air (despite the movie being over 40 years old) to have a movie that is just naturally Scottish, a movie that makes me feel like I'm back in school again using language that I recognise so…

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  • Miami Vice

    Miami Vice

    ★★★★

    the best love story ever put to film

  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★

    ...really ...stupid, couldve been a blast but unfortunately let down by Osgood Perkin's inability to write characters? but the tone of the film is just inconsistent too? - so the characters really dont fit the world thats, attempted, to be set up. Really could've been final destination levels of fun, but oh well. Some great kills, and really good jokes, Theo James as older Bill is a blast to watch, but this is just too all over the place to have much positive to say about it, really left a sour taste in my mouth despite being somewhat entertained

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  • Goodnight, Mister Tom

    Goodnight, Mister Tom

    ★★★½

    loving Goodnight Mister Tom isn't just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled with thieves. It’s art, the first gift you open on christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted, everything you need.

  • FIT

    FIT

    this was my heartstopper