Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lucky One 2012

  ★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  I cannot believe Zac Efron was only 24 when they shot this movie. Mmm mmm MMM! Thank you for your service sir

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  The Last Song 2010

  ★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  Couple things:
  - little boy who played Noah was robbed of a Best Supporting Actor oscar nom
  - Mmmmmmm 2010 beach boyf Liam Hemsworth
  - My mom and I saw this in the theater down the shore and bawled our eyes out together

Popular reviews

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  May December 2023

  ½ Watched 05 Dec 2023

  Horrible. Just a really terribly bad movie.
  Natalie Portman and Julianne Moore are so insufferable and two of my least favorite actresses ever lmao. Julianne’s weird half-assed, yet overly hammed up lisp was super fucking weird and distracting, and it was the only thing I could focus on throughout the whole movie it was bothering me so much. Like for some letter S’s she’d have a lisp, and for others she wouldn’t IT WAS SO FUCKING WEIRD AND STUPID AND…

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  We Live in Time 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 04 Nov 2024

  This movie serves Andrew Garfield portraying thee perfect husband with a side of EMOTIONAL DAMAGE