and I for one welcome our new communist overlords, I'd like to remind them as someone who's in media I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground wheat caves.

The Substance (2024) was found dead in a ditch.

Of all the "literally me fr fr" characters out there, it had to be Barton Fink

Just sayin, being in the toy repair chair would probably fix me.

That moment you realize Barry Sonnenfeld is more like Tim Burton than Tim Burton.

"Isn't it weird how spiders have eight legs and only one vagina?"

This movies asking the real questions!

First 15 Minutes: Yeah, It was pretty sad I guess.

"Thanks for the adventure...": THE TEARS!!! THEY BURN!!!

A film I've managed to watch every year since I was born I am now passing on to my nephew.

Until he got bored halfway through and we ended up watching Pokemon Journeys.

Chisato is 1000000% autism-coded.

Never, never! Nothing will die.

The stream flows, the wind blows,

the cloud fleets, the heart beats.

Nothing will die.

So you're telling me for season 2 they completely abandon Gi-Huns storyline, the squid games got downgraded to a warehouse with bi-sexual lighting, and we're now following characters who commit sex crimes and can't stop wobbling their bottom lip.

Don't believe the hype, people!

Terrifying, I had to fire my entire staff just to be on the safe side.