Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Boys from Brazil 1978

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Literally the greatest idea for a movie of all time

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  FROG UNLOCKED 2025

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Simply the best. Soon to be on the radar of everyone. Pierce is a true one of one. He strings together the kind of seemingly superficial connections a child would make (our genitals are long like keys, and they enter holes to great effect — god took the legs from the snake in eden, its therefore evil to crawl) and uses them as a spring board to reveal profound connections between all things living and inanimate. And better still — its also profoundly funny. Laugh a minute. Steam coming out his ears the full hour

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 1922

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  Really enjoyed this. Giving it five stars specifically because of how cruel the other reviews of this completely harmless little project are. I found it to be a fun and fruitful exercise! Had a blast

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  Scream 2022

  ½ Watched 22 Jan 2022 3

  I straight up hated this. Of all the “requels” I’ve seen, this one holds a special place near the top of the shit heap. Scream was special because of its ingenuity. It was a brilliant postmodern deconstruction of the horror genre that broke all the rules by playing them against themselves. The fact that they have developed THAT story into a gruesome madlib for bloodless hollywood screenwriters to sleepwalk through is singularly upsetting, even in an era where that is…