Steve Holford

Steve Holford

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  • The Elephant Man

    ★★★★★

  • Bring Me the Head of Mavis Davis

    ★½

  • Nightbreed

    ★★

  • Insidious

    ★★★

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  • Alien: Romulus

    Alien: Romulus

    ★★

    Started well, with an interest in character and practical effects and trying but failing to reflect the overall feeling off how this all started. Quickly devolved into cgi overuse and Michael Bay editing. I’m sorry, but if you can’t visually connect one scene to the next then you’ve failed. This is basic editing. I’d heard the final 3rd was ropey and it is, the movie loses all coherence. You get 2 stars for the first 30 mins and then the rest is utter rubbish that trades off the good will of the first 2 movies. The only shining light was David Jonsson, who’s acting was superb.

  • Captain America: Brave New World

    Captain America: Brave New World

    ★★

    Somewhat dull and felt written by robots. Without wanting to sound like an 8 year old boy in the playground. How the hell did a regular bloke survive a hulk punch?!

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  • It's What's Inside

    It's What's Inside

    How can you tell who’s who when they all have indistinguishable personalities? No thanks movie.

  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ½

    Style over Substance. 
    The worst, most boring pile of overhyped shite I’ve watched in years. The script totals about 58 words and hammers its limited point home less subtly than a nuclear bomb. 
    There was a better script in Spice Girls the Movie. This whole pile of crap seems designed to appear as short brightly coloured online clips for those watchers short on attention span rather than as a full length movie.
    Could have been 90 mins flat if they’d taken out all the repetition, at least then the script wouldn’t have seemed so empty of actual content.

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