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Recent reviews

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  Bad Boys: Ride or Die 2024

  ★★ Watched 15 Jun 2024

  remove every character apart from martin lawrence + eric dane, everyone else is superfluous to this complete fucking shitshow

  directors need to be medicated + shipped to a psychiatric hospital, first film to be edited AND WRITTEN by a trailer house

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  Under Paris 2024

  ★½ Watched 11 Jun 2024

  our two greatest enemies are sharks and wokeness

  fr googling this film's reviews are insane, either people are getting paid to recommend this bilge or AI has already replaced all professional critics (the third option being that these people are all fucking brain-dead)

  edit: ok that ending was hilarious, maybe the critics are right

Popular reviews

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  Leonor Will Never Die 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2023

  everything everywhere walked so leonor could run and hammer nails into people's eyes

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  Avatar: The Way of Water 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Dec 2022

  who here still listening to the weeknd in 2168?????

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