Eamon

Eamon

I just enjoy movies. Don't expect pompous shit, my favorite game is Metal Gear Solid 3, I know nothing about art.

Favorite films

  • Mad Max: Fury Road
  • Blade Runner
  • Rango

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  • Rango

    ★★★★★

  • Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★

  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga

    ★★★★★

  • The Neon Demon

    ★★

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  • Rango

    Rango

    ★★★★★

    You ever watch a movie and think "this realistically cannot be topped."

    Rango realistically cannot be topped YET. it's still beautiful, even by today's standards, the voice acting is just top notch, you wouldn't be able to make it better basically. And the whole vibe of this film is UNMATCHED.

    CASE CLOSED. YOU CANNOT MAKE A 3D ANIMATION MOVIE BETTER THAN THIS.

    it's a fucking western with animals nah holy shit it's so good, SO FUCKING KINO. I can't explain with words how good this fucking movie is.

  • Kinds of Kindness

    Kinds of Kindness

    ★★★★

    Amazing movie! strange in the best way possible. Each story has it's own weird meaning and the film fucks with your head a lot. You can understand very quickly that this movie probably was a lot of fun to shoot.

    Just a really nice experience, what can I say? it rocks and it's a breath of fresh air to sometimes just watch a movie that says "fuck it! I want to do this!"

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  • Pearl

    Pearl

    ★★★★½

    The best Slasher I ever watched. Everything is perfect. I often say that a good slasher must be at least somewhat comical to be good since the goal of a slasher is to be gore and over the top. And if it's over the top, might aswell make it fun because if it isn't, I can just watch liveleak footage if I want to be disgusted.

    Pearl manages to make you laugh and reel from her gruesome murders and odd…

  • Hazbin Hotel

    Hazbin Hotel

    ★★★

    Clearly not as bad as I thought.

    The dialogues are very meh and the plot is also very meh but it remains entertaining.
    Some charadesigns are very smart and the voice acting is often top notch.

    THE BIGGEST PROBLEM is the edge. The cartoon tries to be edgy all the time with useless swearing and 12year old level sex jokes and innuendos.

    It's not for everyone, in fact it's not for most. And some episodes are greatly lacking but the songs and nice animation makes up for it.

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