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  Train to Busan 2016

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  god a little birthday girl AND a pregnant woman. yeon sang-ho really trying to elevate my blood pressure (it's working).

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  Flow 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  the world can be a scary place for small creatures with big eyes but it can also be a very beautiful place
  anyways my cat which also has alarmingly luminous orange eyes was absolutely enamoured with this one, much as I was

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★ Watched 29 Nov 2023

  is barry keogan really that short??????
  anyways this movie is not sacred. had people loudly exclaiming 'jesus christ' and 'what the fuck' in theatres, and also obviously hysterical laughter during the dance sequence

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  lmao haha okay. of note:

  1. timothee chalamet nails were gross, unfortunately his pathetic mumbling and lack of social grace did captivate me
  2. elle fanning being the delicate red nosed tearful girl and being damn good at it, esp during 'it ain't me babe'
  3. johnny cash got me giggling. keep crashing your car and having weird sexual tension with bob dylan king. reminded me of elvis in true romance. like he's some kind of weird fairy tale character…

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