Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Heroes Reborn 2015

  ★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  ep 1: there’s an allegory in here somewhere…

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  Armed 2018

  ½ Watched 10 Jan 2025

  “it’ll make sense later i promise” the later:

Popular reviews

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  Beyond Paradise 2015

  ½ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  another coin in the “this movie sucks ass but at least they let ryan guzman fuck” jar

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  April Rain 2014

  ½ Watched 18 Dec 2024

  ryan guzman walks onto the set of any movie, no matter how terrible, and the directors take one look at him and say “this guys gotta take his shirt off at least once”