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No Way Out 1987
This lost half a star for having an absolutely godawful MIDI soundtrack, but then gained it back again for that baller ending.
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Black Bag 2025
This movie is super cool.
It's very much an advanced detective movie-cum-spy thriller: there is a lot of jargon and they will explain none of it, there are a lot of names and relationships and you best remember them because they will not repeat them. There is almost no action, its just talking with every conversation having multiple levels, and all the performances are fabulous.
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The Rift 1990
Thoughts during this film:
1. Plastic eurosubs sure are roomy.
2. "Reverse the polarity of the sub's radar cloaking device!"
This line was stolen almost word-for-word from several terrible Star Trek episodes.
3. Wick Hayes is definitely the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reacharound.Translated from by -
The Cable Guy 1996
Chip is a weirdo, but Thteven is an asshole, and that's worse.
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