Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This shit was so dope this time around
  Why did I used to think this was a bad movie?
  I was pretentious as a little kid
  Now I’m normal and mild mannered
  Like Edward
  But handsomer

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  Days of Heaven 1978

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  Damn

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  I fw hitler getting exploded
  You can get the biggest Chanel bag in the store if you want it
  I gave 'em the drip, they sucked it up, I got 'em on it
  I bought a new Patek, I had the watch, so I two-toned 'em
  Takin' these drugs, I'm gon' be up until the mornin'
  That ain't your car, you just a leaser, you don't own it
  If I'm in the club, I got that fire when I'm performin'…

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  National Treasure 2004

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  My unequivocal favorite movie of all time
  Watched it for the first time on my 5th grade trip to Boston to do the freedom trail
  Was the only kid in the whole bus paying attention to it
  Watched it at least twice a year ever since
  Weed