MrPurple

MrPurple

Favorite films

  • Almost Famous
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Breakfast Club

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  • Twister

    ★★★

  • Deep Impact

  • Mystery Team

    ★★★★

  • Novocaine

    ★★★

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  • Twister

    Twister

    ★★★

    Songs that should have been in this movie:

    Riders on the Storm - The Doors
    The Twist - Chubby Checker
    The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight - REM
    Rock you like a hurricane - Scorpion
    Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan

    Songs that were:

    Human Being - Van Halen
    Melancholy Mechanics - Red Hot Chili Peppers

    C’mon. Riders on the Storm was right there. This was the one movie where that works.

  • Deep Impact

    Deep Impact

    The 90s gave us so much wonderful and timeless cinema, from Pulp Fiction to Schindler’s List, The Truman Show, Clueless. But I’ll be damned if the best thing about the 90s isn’t seeing people using computers completely wrong. Hacking away at a keyboard whenever something goes wrong or a virus appears, bashing the monitor, screaming at it, rebooting it as if that’s something more than turning it off and on again. All the defining pinnacle of 90s cinema. When Jeff…

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    ★★

    I only watched this to understand Walter White's torment.

  • J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit

    J. R. R. Tolkien's The Hobbit

    ½

    Everything wrong with this movie:

    1. Dale looks like the Queen of Hearts' castle from Alice in Wonderland
    2. The Arkenstone is kept in Erebor, not Dale
    3. Slag?! Are you kidding me? The dragon's name is SMAUG
    4. Smaug does not take the treasure of Dale, he takes the treasure of Erebor (The confusion of Dale with Erebor can be said as one, but it's brought up so many times that it's worthy of two separate points)
    5. "only…