MrRant

MrRant

“It’s just for kids, it doesn’t need to be go—“ DON’T YOU DARE FINISH THAT SENTENCE, I’M SICK OF IT

Favorite films

  • WALL·E
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
  • The Adventures of Tintin
  • The Lego Movie

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  • The Black Cauldron

    ★★½

  • Jojo Rabbit

    ★★★★★

  • Millennium Actress

    ★★★★

  • Palm Springs

    ★★★★

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  • Shin Kamen Rider

    Shin Kamen Rider

    ★★★★½

    Hongo, what the hell was that flip on the beach for?

  • Dirty Dancing

    Dirty Dancing

    ★★

    Lot more fun on my last watch, when I didn’t know she was junior in high school.

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  • Sound of Freedom

    Sound of Freedom

    The family in the seats right in front of me, brought their kid (about 1 year oldish) to this movie, and they just let him walk around the theater.

    I don’t even know if this movie is even good, I’m just focused on the family that thought bringing their child to see this fucking film and letting him just walk around the theater was in anyway a good idea

  • The Transformers: The Movie

    The Transformers: The Movie

    ★★★★★

    DEAR PRIMUS

    NO ONE TOLD ME THIS GODDAMN TOY COMMERCIAL WENT SO FUCKEN HARD.

    Felt like I was watching every single idea the writers ever had about Transformers all at once, while also having one of if not the greatest soundtracks I’ve heard in my life, while also trying it’s goddamn hardest to kill off every single one of your favorite characters with the most seizure inducing visuals EVER.

    All the other Transformers films look like shit after this, holy hell man.