Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days 2012

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 19 May 2023

  This is the everything everywhere all at once for father, son relationships.

Recent reviews

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  The Descendants 2011

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Perfect location for a McDonalds

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  Jurassic Park III 2001

  ★★★ Rewatched 16 Mar 2025

  Oh my God, the aura

  She was just standing there, she knew she was serving Dino murder spino amphibian cunt

Popular reviews

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  Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 1968

  ★★★★ Rewatched 03 Mar 2024

  Normalise not editing out cinema intermissions

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  Braindead 1992

  ★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024 1

  Let me take you back to 2016

  A young Christian Reason, 11 years of age, had quite a crush on a girl he was talking to. She, like him, was quite a fan of horror. And dare I say she was midly impressed by Christians incomprehensibly deep (surface level) knowledge of the genre.

  Christian (based solely on the fact that they both enjoyed horror) believed her to be his wife to be. Yes they were 11 but that didn't matter.…