Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Twitter made it seem like this would be a porno but it wasn’t.. sadly

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Mar 2025

  I don’t think I’ve cared about the oscars and a movie I enjoyed winning an award since Get Out in 2018 and thank god it won best screenplay back then but the fact that they now gave it to #that porno makes me soooooooooo furious like demi moore was robbed so badly the substance was robbed for best screenplay and picture i dont give a fuck

Popular reviews

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  Thirteen 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Aug 2020 3

  who wanna bet vanessa hudgen’s agent thought this was just another disney movie

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  Vampires Suck 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 25 Jul 2020 2

  “You know who we are, don’t you?”
  “The black eyed peas...?”

  Iconic...