Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Twilight 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Apr 2025

  I love that the Cullens came together and deciding the best cover story for Bella's vampire induced injuries is she accidentally tripped, fell down two flights of stairs, and then went flying through a window.

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  Into the Woods 2014

  ★★ Rewatched 29 Mar 2025

  Cutting characters like Cinderella's Father and The Mysterious Stranger? Understandable
  Cutting eight Stephen Sondhiem songs? Crazy, but fine, I guess.
  Cutting the wolf dick prosthetic?!?!?
  Now we aren't even doing Into the Woods.

Popular reviews

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jul 2024

  Maxine was doing all of that in a comical size collection of shoes with big ass heels.

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  Last Night in Soho 2021

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 12 Mar 2025

  When I watch this movie I make noises I only thought were caused by drag shows.

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