Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 May 2023

  It’s just a kids movie. Some fun homages to the games but I really feel the voice acting killed most of it for me. Peach and cranky had no oomph. Mario was better than I thought but still just sounded like a regular dude. But, damn Donkey Kong. That was trash man. Like his voice did not match his body or look. Too high pitched and annoying. Luigi was pretty good though. He had a pretty good feel even though…

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  Eternals 2021

  ★★ Watched 26 Apr 2023

  Interesting story but too many things to try to have emotion towards and never landing the moment. Especially at the end with the most foreseen ending they could of chosen. 

  If this was a tv series, it would of had so many more heart to heart moments to build up these characters who didn’t have enough screen time.

Popular reviews

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  John Wick: Chapter 4 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Apr 2023

  Nice way to cap off the franchise… for now.

  Also, that scene of him rolling down the stairs had me rofling. The theater got so into it that we all started to roll and we almost rolled out of the auditorium.

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  Anaconda 3: Offspring 2008

  ★ Watched 28 Mar 2023

  ” I think my leg is broken” while touching the BONE popping out of her leg…. No you just have a sprain honey. Jeez this movie was hilariously bad. I was just laughing at how often the directors just phoned it in while writing just made such a cheap plot.