Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  Another fantastic addition to the Robert Pattison Being A Little Freak Cinematic Universe

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  There’s no way he actually sounded like that right

Popular reviews

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  Megalopolis 2024

  ★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  Veni. Vidi. Kill me. Can’t tell if the last failed hurrah of a once genius director or a movie that history will be kind to.

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Jul 2024

  His legs were medium length at best

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