I'll endure a lot for a director who has a vision and a DP who knows how to light a shot, but I don't think we needed to see Dracula's dick. Continues the trend of each of Eggers' movies being slightly worse than the last. It may be due to a weakness of the source material more than anything else, but there just wasn't a whole lot to this one.
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Star Trek: Section 31 2025
Not only the worst Star Trek movie by far, this is legitimately one of the worst movies of any kind I've seen in a while. I don't think there's a single redeeming thing I can say about it. The characters are thinly sketched and forgettable, the dialogue is sub-Marvel levels of quippy and stupid, and the plot centers around another boring superweapon McGuffin-chaser. The Irish Vulcan guy might be the single most annoying character in a movie this century. Just…
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Hara-Kiri: Death of a Samurai 2011
Fine movie on its own merits, but it's also worth watching just to emphasize what a true masterpiece the 1962 film is.
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Asteroid City 2023
It's not Wes Anderson's fault his style has been memed to death over the past decade. This film seems to be aware of that to some degree. Is that why every character is a complete monotone drone? Really struggled to connect to this one.
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