Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Y Tu Mamá También 2001

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  As good and as horny as everyone says

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  Before the Devil Knows You're Dead 2007

  ★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  Entertaining and forgettable. Should’ve just rewatched 12 Angry Men

Popular reviews

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  40 Days and 40 Nights 2002

  ½ Watched 04 May 2020

  what the actual fuck is this. literally cannot comprehend how fucked up this movie is. inappropriate and offensive on so many levels. the climax of the movie is literally a rape scene that is played off like a harmless miscommunication. there is a freaking dream sequence where this main guy is flying over a sea of boobs for five minutes straight. the whole thing objectifies women AND men to an extent i cannot even explain. holy fucking shit i cannot believe i just watched this whole thing. HOW THE FUCK WAS THERE AN ENTIRE CREW AND CAST WHO WAS OKAY WITH THIS LMFAO.

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  Magic Mike XXL 2015

  Watched 03 Jan 2022 5

  watched at midnight with my mom bc she wanted “hot dudes.” no, she hasn’t seen the first one. no, she didn’t understand the film. yes, we then watched the first magic mike film but just skipped to the stripping scenes. yes, she was playing jewel mania on her phone the whole time.