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The Ice Pirates 1984
From the director of 'Mac & Me' and 'Tammy and the T-Rex'. Not sure why it wasn't called 'Space Pirates'. Follows Lucas' Law regarding space princesses (no underwear in space). A LOT of gay panic and castration jokes, a running gag about a small slimy Herpe monster. A spaceship with a junk closet. Lots of spandex, manny boring robot costumes (exception: garbage robot) Coming out best are giant John Matuszak (next to him Ron Perlman looks petite), Angelica Huston looks great in all her trashy outfits. There's two small donkeys, two adorable baby river pigs, one serval, one owl, and one disturbing nude grey parrot.
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