Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 20 Nov 2024

  I love learning things from movies. My mind is kind of all over the place right now and I feel like my third eye has been opened. I am one with the universe. There is no universe. I am god. God isn’t real. I am what once was and what never will be. I crave control. Nothing is real. Everything has a purpose. With great power comes great responsibility. Live long and prosper. May the force be with you. What’s…

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2022

  This whole thing happened cus she had to wipe

Recent reviews

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  I think we finally found our calling as entry level factory workers

  Ok cool this was great, NOW DROP COYOTE VS ACME YOU COWARDS

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  The Woman in the Yard 2025

  ★★ Watched 28 Mar 2025

  Mom, there’s a Woman in the Yard ™️

  My god, I seriously was not expecting how horrifically upsetting the end of this movie would be. Like I genuinely can’t believe this mainstream wide release horror movie ended the way it did

Popular reviews

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  I Believe in Unicorns 2014

  ★★ Watched 08 Aug 2020 9

  Natalia Dyer is literally a closeted furry in this

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  Black Mirror: Beyond the Sea 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Jun 2023 3

  Sorry your family got murdered, go hang out with my wife DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER DO NOT DO NOT DO THAT DO NOT SLEEP WITH HER you can hit my son DO NOT SLEEP WITH MY WIFE DO NOT DO NOT NO NO NO