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  Blade Runner 2049 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2024

  After raving and ranting about this for years, I finally decided to jot down some thoughts 🌚

Recent reviews

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  A Real Pain 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  I relate to David more than I care to admit. Well-written and performed quite nicely, but I’m not buying that everyone keeps approaching Benji to say “turns out you were right when you were being a total prick earlier!!”

  Shares a lot of DNA with A Different Man, which I thought captured the fantasy of Benji with more self-awareness

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  Sue me but this is highly entertaining and unfairly maligned. Breathes life into a very tired genre by refusing to redeem its subject (or even make him likable) for basically the entire runtime. I’m not interested in famous/influential individuals giving rose-tinted recollections of their past, I only want to see a mocap performance of a monkey man being honest about how miserable of a person he is

Popular reviews

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  From Justin to Kelly 2003

  Watched 28 May 2020

  KELLY,

  I O U A BRGR,
  U GAME?

  JUSTIN

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  Cats 2019

  ★ Watched 08 Jan 2020

  -Jennifer Hudson cat has snot running out of her nose and INTO HER MOUTH for 80% of her screen time. This is not an exaggeration

  -Seeing a close-up of Jason Derulo cat pouring champagne into the mouth of James Corden cat was one of the most horrifying things I’ve witnessed to date

  -We definitely got the pre-CGI revision edit in our theater because this looked like a bad PlayStation 2 game from 2003. Judi Dench cat and pretty much every…