Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Dreamers 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2019

  so french.
  so beautiful.
  so perfect.
  oh! what wouldn’t i do for louis garrel?
  maybe quit loving him.

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  Titanic 1997

  ★★★ Watched 22 Jul 2019

  too long. boring. empty plot. pretty cast.

Popular reviews

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  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World 2010

  ★ Watched 22 Jul 2019

  what a horrible movie??? why is it getting praised i have no idea. everyone liked this sh*t movie at middle grade, or they pretended they did and i was the clown jokes on y’all because most of you are with the overreacting girl who didn’t like manic pixie dream girls and nonsense plots now.

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  Gone Girl 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Jun 2019

  STEAL THAT MAN’s WHOLE LIFE AND MAKE HIM FEEL GUILTY FOR IT #2019 ! 

  nick never loved me.he loved a girl who doesn't exist. a girl i was pretending to be. the cool girl. men always use that as the defining compliment, right? she’s a cool girl. being cool girl means im a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker and dirty jokes, who plays videogames and chugs beer, loves threesomes and anal sex and jams chilidogs into my…