Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  A Quiet Place: Day One 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Jun 2024

  destroy NYC first then move upstate, the monsters are just like everyone else aren’t they

Recent reviews

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  My Neighbor Totoro 1988

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 24 Mar 2025

  Yeah I know she’s like four but Mei pisses me off

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  Death of a Unicorn 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  This one goes out to the art history baddies

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jul 2023

  Lemme kensplain the godfather to someone real quick

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2023

  feels good to be represented as an Italian New Yorker who lives in Brooklyn