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Under Paris 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
A massive parthenogenic shark setting of sunken WW2 munitions in the Seine makes this a solid SyFy channel contender, and one of the sicker shark movies in the Parthenon.
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Where Eagles Dare 1968
Clint Eastwood proves that all it really takes to undo a German base is one American with a semi-automatic rifle and plenty of ammunition
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Assault on Precinct 13 1976
One hell of a ride that feels like you’re living the movie in real time. I had two generous pours of mid-shelf scotch, and even that wasn’t enough to keep me from jumping out of my seat multiple times. It has characters you care for, Carpenter’s incredible one liners, and a score way ahead of its time. All I would add is a bigger explosion.
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