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  Cult of Chucky 2017

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Is this the SAW VII of this franchise or the Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors of this franchise? Kind of both? I absolutely hate the new look for Chucky. I was willing to forgive it in the last one because he looked right by the end, but god he's ugly in this one, and not in the fun way that he is in the older movies. The plot and lore here is all over the place and it…

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  Curse of Chucky 2013

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Oh god, I was waiting for the movie where we would finally get a fully-CG Chucky - I'm just as disappointed as I thought I'd be. This is about as close to a soft reboot as you can get until the last 20 minutes. It's walking around a house getting killed, and then a lore dump, and then a jumpscare before cutting to credits. Again, fuck any movie that ends with a jumpscare - It's the principle. It was pretty…

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  Eternals 2021

  ½ Watched 09 Nov 2021

  I cannot believe people like this movie. This is officially the new worst marvel movie. It was messy, confusing, annoying, and not even comically bad often enough to be a "so bad it's good" movie. Avoid at all costs.

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2020

  I'm not totally sure what to take away from this. It's undoubtedly beautiful, the sound design absolutely shines as one of the better aspects, and the acting is phenomenal. This director perfectly nails period-accurate dialogue, and the actors carry it through with perfect believability. Dafoe is the perfect man to play a sweaty, farty, crippled old seaman, and nails the accent, and Pattinson portrays the anger and frustration of someone trapped in their own head so well, you'd be remiss…

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