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Recent reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  “I’m gonna need a rain check on that walk”
  Chills, literal chills.

  If you’re hating get over yourself. Cry me a river

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  Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Feb 2025

  My jaw was on the floor from start to finish. I can’t believe I was so unaware of the greatness of Mrs Swift. Life = changed

Popular reviews

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  The Super Mario Bros. Movie 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 May 2022

  Loved when Luigi absolutely murdered Mario’s pussy

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★ Watched 16 Jun 2022

  Shit was more confusing than Ben’s sexuality. They ain’t even have a tyrannosaurus sex scene. Love the representation of the black community but I would’ve loved to see a paki or two.

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