Favorite films

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  Chinatown 1974

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Roman Polanski needs to die slowly and painfuly, but sadly he is a good director.
  Incredible mystery, Jack Nicholson and Faye Dunaway are fantastic and that ending really shocked me. Need to watch more Neo-Noir movies.

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  Lady Vengeance 2005

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Popular reviews

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  Pearl Harbor 2001

  ★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  This took me a week and around 12 attempts to finish.

  How do you make a more boring movie than Jason Takes Manhattan and make it 3 HOURS long on top of that.
  The first hour and a half is actually the most bored I've ever been watching a movie. Like if you're making military propoaganda, make it interesting, noone is going to want to enlist after watching this.

  And then out of nowhere Michael Bay decides to lock in.…

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  Evil Bong 2006

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Are you a beaker bong or a percolator bong?
  I'M EEEVIL, I'M EEEVIL, I'M THE EEEEEEEVIL BONG

  Why is AVGN the protagonist of this movie and saves the day with the power of virginity?

  The Powepoint transitions and png explosion were so random.

  This is mostly just whatever but hey at least it's short and somewhat compotently made.