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Recent reviews

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  Hundreds of Beavers 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  say what you will about this film but there were literally hundreds of beavers

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  michael fassbender bores the living shit out of me how am i supposed to believe cate blanchett would be in love with you be so serious

  the dinner table scenes pissed me off the LIGHTING PLEASE 

  it was fine

Popular reviews

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  Macbeth 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Feb 2025

  this is david tennant’s calling.

  the outfits were all extremely cunty i love being scottish xxxx

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★ Watched 18 Feb 2025

  beautifully shot and acted but the story just wasn’t good enough to warrant 3.5 hours sitting in the most uncomfortable seat known to man (the gft)

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