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Conclave 2024
I loved the beginning, fell asleep when the organ start playing, woke up for the dripping wet drama, and stayed hooked til the end.
Indeed that was the most diabolical vape hit in the history of cinema, and I was down with all of the tea and drama these catholic specimens were exhibiting, especially when they reached into the dictionary and picked out the most uncommon words to use in expressing their opinions and emotions.
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Alien: Rubicon 2024
These are the kinds of movies that really make you realize that some people just shouldn’t be in the film industry. AI garbage writing from beginning to end.
Favorite parts:
The 23 year old playing the 16 year old Daughter doesn’t change her makeup or outfit once…
The minor dusting they put on the characters to show they’ve experienced something in the previous scene
Those 30 seconds where we get to see the alien dinosaurs all with the same exact…
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Kraven the Hunter 2024
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Aaron Taylor Johnson in an aviator jacket running around killing people who hunt animals for sport, as his own personal sport? Count me in for a solid hate watch! It’s basically Madam Web 2, the petting zoo.
Having received It’s like the Steve Ditko read “the hunt” once, had a few drinks the Russian Mob, and decided to make a superhero comic book series out of it.
Wait, so this girl who has a super natural potion when kraven…
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Spirited 2022
I like this movie for all the wrong reasons… I love looking over at the audience when aNoThEr musical scene is starting, i love how unironically cringe will farrell has become, and ryan Reynolds has fantastic Rizz for musicals. He plays a perfect scumbag that changes only when confronted by the reality that a kid would kill himself after being cancelled… idk why, but it just works, and probably just for me… however, should this movie have been made? No…
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