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Recent reviews

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  In the Heart of the Sea 2015

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  i swear ive seen this before but i also feel like i would've remembered chris hemsworth's atrocious hybrid aussie/masshole accent so who's to say really

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  The Guilty 2021

  ★½ Watched 12 Feb 2025

  another addition to the jake gyllenhaal stars in a shitty remake cinematic universe

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★½ Watched 06 Jan 2025

  genuinely surprised by all the praise this movie is receiving. perhaps it is because i have read and am a huge fan of the original "dracula" by bram stoker, so i tend to be quite critical of adaptations in general, but this is one of the worst ive seen yet. it's visually stunning, sure. but the story is boring. because it has been told before, and more importantly it's been told better. if i were to summarize this movie, it is bram stoker's dracula with hollow, undeveloped characters and a far less meaningful ending than it's source material.

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  The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare 2024

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  classic guy ritchie action flick: lots of smirking, lots of snarking, dialogue is kind of stilted but entertaining nonetheless. one of the worst churchill performances ive ever seen but i can forgive that since the rest of the movie is about a bunch of hot people killing nazis in increasingly violent ways

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