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  Freddy Got Fingered 2001

  ★ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  This was the worst thing to happen to America in 2001.

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  Flowing 2022

  ★★★ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  Forget the crushed skulls or goo monstrosities - the craziest body horror effect is these two boys having literal RIVERS of tears flowing out of their eyes for fifteen straight seconds

Popular reviews

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ½ Watched 16 Feb 2025

  This is not a film.

  This is a piece of content receiving theatrical distribution.

  As we witness a world that is gradually falling into a state of chaotic fascism and hate motivated by capitalism's unrelenting need for growth - the MCU has released a Captain America movie that is pretending to be a "political thriller". It is the moment where their creative formula has finally combusted into a ball of theatrical nonsense.

  It's a sequel to a television show you…

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  Twisters 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 18 Jul 2024 2

  The following score and review is exclusive to the 4DX version of Twisters.

  So, I live near the Regal Meridian 16 in Seattle.

  It is an objectively terrible movie theater. It's spread over three floors, connected by escalators. There's also a secret 2.5th floor where ALL OF THE BATHROOMS ARE. Yes. If you need to pee on the middle of a movie - you need to CLIMB STAIRS to piss regardless of which floor you're on. Or call a fucking…