Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Green Knight 2021

  ★★★★ Watched 07 Dec 2024

  Starts out as thr dumbest himbo alive. Real fairytale logic. Gonna need another viewing

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  Suspiria 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2024

  Look I'm still processing what I just watched. High camp esoteria! Both rich and complex, and gossamer thin.

  Is this where "mother she ate" originated from?

  Also, I'm only leaving a room after exclaiming: "gonna get hollowed out and my c*nt eaten on a plate!" from now on.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2024

  Who knew Frankenstein's "monster" only needed to backpack thru Europe and a whole of mess could've been avoided.

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  Practical Magic 1998

  ★★★ Watched 27 Oct 2024

  Would've loved the aunties to raise me. Midnight margaritas and shade? Count me in!

  That detective was a bit loose with ethics no?

  Sally's first husband was hotter. I said what I said.