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some motherfuckers are always tryna ice skate uphill

Favorite films

  • Porco Rosso
  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

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  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    ★½

  • Babygirl

    ★★★★

  • Monkey Man

    ★★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★½

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  • Blade: Trinity

    Blade: Trinity

    ½

    patton oswalt: “we believe he (dracula) can shapeshift because he wouldn’t have a traditional skeletal structure, more like one of a snake, with thousands of tiny bones.” 
    ryan reynolds: “i have one question about that. have you ever been laid?”
    patton: “many times. with ladies.”

  • O.J.: Made in America

    O.J.: Made in America

    ★★★★★

    the juice is now well and truly loose

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  • Skyfall

    Skyfall

    ★★★★

    good for a james bond movie

  • TFW No GF

    TFW No GF

    This documentary is a borderline unwatchable sob-fest for incels that contains absolutely no critical examination of this "online trend", but rather attempts to convince the viewer that the subjects are pitiable victims. This creates an interesting undertone where the filmmaker seemingly doesn’t understand what could be dangerous about incels and offers themselves up as a willing culprit in the furtherance of a wojak-fueled machine that turns self-pity into hatred.

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