Michael

Michael

Favorite films

  • The Iron Giant
  • The Truman Show
  • Shin Godzilla
  • The Thing

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  • The Substance

    ★★★★

  • Red One

  • Eternals

    ★★★½

  • The Flash

    ★½

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  • The Substance

    The Substance

    ★★★★

    A unique take on the premise of what would it be like to be young again. With the addition of following an aging actress wanting the spotlight again it also poses a deep metaphor of what Hollywood makes actresses feel like when they age or don't fit the beauty standards. Whilst also throwing in a good chunk of Cronenberg it appeals to the body horror film genre.

    I would say the biggest issue is that the movie drags on a…

  • Red One

    Red One

    Red One - 2/10

    The hierarchy of Christmas movies.... isn't going to change because this movie was cheeks

    I'm gonna start off with saying this movie has a reported budget of 250million 50 million of which was paid to the franchise killer, bald headed, arrogant piece of milk that is the Rock. 20% for the worst action lead. So I already have distaste for the flick. Outside of that, the films biggest flaw is that like it's just generic as…

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    Unfrosted

    ★½

    Why is Hank Schrader Nikita Khruschchev? Why is there a throwaway joke about JFK being assassinated by a milkman? And how much money did Jerry Seinfeld have to pay everyone to be in this movie?

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