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Recent reviews

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  Polite Society 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 15 May 2023

  might be a 4 but I'm reviewing it a month later so I don't remember. fun!!!!!!!!!!!

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  Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 31 Mar 2023

  so good and well-made that I literally have no thoughts just vibes. provokes only joy (I have one minor note about how they introduced a spell and that's LITERALLY IT)

Popular reviews

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  Speed Racer 2008

  ★★★½ Watched 26 May 2020

  THIS REVIEW IS ABOUT SPEEDVAPOR, THE VAPORWAVE CUT OF SPEED RACER.

  the weirdest fucking experience, but also the coolest. some really awesome restructuring and soundtrack choices. I can’t rate it higher than the original, but damn if I didn’t love it. also, dan has never seen speed racer, and he still hasn’t, but he’s seen this!

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  The Menu 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.