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Recent reviews

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  Gaga Chromatica Ball 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  watched in celebration of mayhem!!!!!

  an absolute MASTERPIECE start to finish. she is one of one 🥲🥲🥲

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  Anora 2024

  ★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025 1

  gary barlow is so jarring to hear during sex scenes

Popular reviews

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  Greener Grass 2019

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Feb 2025 2

  “can you name the most successful sharecropper ever in this county?”
  *scoffs* “your mom”
  “that’s right. my mom… denise human”
  🎶🎶🎶 “DENISE HUMAN WAS A WOMAN, KILLED A-MANY MEN”

  absolutely fucking batshit crazy in the best way. absurd plot; surreal, nightmarishly suburban set; perfectly colour coordinated wardrobes; kooky score… absolutely everything i love in a movie!!!!! so much fun 💫🍭🌀 next time someone asks me to smile for a photo i’m gonna hit em with a DON’T YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT MY FACE SLIT 👹

  also, i need spin-offs of all of the TV shows they watch. kids with knives? sign me the fuck up!!!!!

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  Asparagus 1979

  Watched 20 Feb 2025

  she didn’t wipe her ass(paragus)