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  • Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

  • A Real Pain

    ★★★★

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  • Snowpiercer

    Snowpiercer

    ★★★★½

    I’m starting to think someone with a massive overbite once personally wronged Bong Joon-ho and dude has NOT let it go 😭

    This film primarily features Chris Evans living his best Dorothy life, following the yellow brick road to the man behind the curtain, and finding out the train is a snake eating its tail. 

    More bone snapping than I anticipated, and like many Joon-ho films, criminally short. I’m glad to see it was updated recently to live as a…

  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★½

    And the oscar goes to mark ruffalo’s veneers! 

     

    The quality of any society can be deduced from its sauce, and the quality of any film can be deduced from Bong Joon-ho. It had the humor, the mystery, the drama, the metaphors for the exploitative individualistic corrupt nature of a capitalist society, the acting! The only thing typically lacking is another hour of film. Bonus for the cute creature baby my capitalist-hijacked brain immediately wanted as a plushie. 

    I personally…

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  • Cuckoo

    Cuckoo

    ★★★½

    Lives up to its name; definitely a kooky premise and execution. Some quality acting and cinematography/aesthetics, but missing *just* enough information to feel fully complete. Although I suppose that facilitated the tension and creepiness. The ambiguity of the plot left just too many questions to suspend belief in a satisfying way. But hey, it had my attention the whole way through. Extra half star for the lesbians, but minus half a star for one of them being underaged.

  • Irish Wish

    Irish Wish

    Low budget loyalist propaganda 🖕🏻
    They really meant “Great British wish”

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