Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Midthunder and Quaid are so good together that it's actually annoying that they have to spend so much of the movie apart.

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  The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Holy fucking shit they still do make 'em like that anymore.

Popular reviews

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  Double Holiday 2019

  ★★½ Watched 30 Dec 2019

  I'm sitting here at 2am chanting "kiss! Kiss! Kiss!" at these straight people and I cant decide if the script deserves it, or if I'm just finally experiencing the unique high of caring about a couple in a Hallmark movie.

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  Christmas by Starlight 2020

  ★★ Watched 29 Nov 2020

  Paul Campbell and Gary Yates, watching classic Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock rom-com Two Weeks Notice: "hmmmmm. Needs more Christmas."

  Me, shoveling popcorn into my mouth and reveling in the lack of unnecessary love triangles: "fucking superb you funky little Hallmark men."

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