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  Hard Target 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 07 Oct 2024

  Hard Target is arguably my personal favourite JCVD film; this review is for the Uncut UK version as apparently the US version isn’t quite as violent.

  John Woo directs this classic actioner which is really just an extended Levi’s commercial; everything is overly-stylized and New Orleans clearly has an infestation of pigeons and doves.

  The plot involves homeless people hunted for sport by rich played with relish by Lance Henriksen & Arnold Vosloo.

  Henriksen is on career best form as Mr.…

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  The Cabin in the Woods 2011

  ★½ Watched 05 Oct 2024

  Okay, maybe the title is slightly harsh. The Cabin in the Woods probably isn’t terrible; it’s just mediocre, below average, sub-par, not very good. When the film was first released in April 2012, it received overwhelmingly high praise from critics. Looking on critic consensus website Rotten Tomatoes, the overall sum up of the film states:

  “The Cabin in the Woods is an astonishing meta-feat, capable of being funny, strange, and scary — frequently all at the same time.”

  It has…