myles

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i laugh at my own reviews

Favorite films

  • Ruby Sparks
  • The Holiday
  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • We Live in Time

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  • Notting Hill

    ★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★½

  • Black Bag

    ★★★

  • Conclave

    ★★★

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  • Emma.

    Emma.

    ★★★½

    honestly couldn’t tell you a thing that happened because my brain turns into spaghetti when i see anya taylor-joy

  • Ruby Sparks

    Ruby Sparks

    ★★★★★

    can we make a sequel where calvin discovers sims 4 and creates a virtual family with sim calvin and ruby except instead of ruby becoming real and calvin becoming more controlling he develops sim like qualities (the weird walk, weird laugh, weird dances and green diamond above his head) and in the final scene he is fully sim and starts to speak like a sim

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  • Notting Hill

    Notting Hill

    ★★★½

    oh shitity brickity

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★½

    according to online leaks, the next film is called paddington in peckham, in which our favourite pre-diabetic bear takes on london knife crime!

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  • ABBA Voyage

    ABBA Voyage

    ★★★★½

    I cannot wait for 20 years time when I can experience Jedward Voyage

  • He's All That

    He's All That

    ½

    The godfather has been real quiet since this released