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Ace Attorney 2012
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Wow, the special effects are way cornier than I remember.
Also, everyone talks about the Redd White change, but what the hell was that Von Karma breakdown? It was so lame; he basically just regurgitates a bunch of early Edgeworth-esque dialogue about being a prosecutor to put away bad guys.
It's definitely not bad by any means, though. I still love that an Ace Attorney movie exists at all, and it does a lot of things right, has a lot…
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The Thief and the Cobbler 1993
The Thief and the Cobbler is the most impossibly intricate animated feature I've ever seen. It's a massive shame that it was never finished.
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Central Intelligence 2016
"Saving the world takes a little Hart and a big Johnson" is the greatest film tagline of all time.
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The Garfield Movie 2024
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The only two villains in this movie were British and Scottish. What do they have against the UK?!
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